Take away the guns, Bring in the Syrians.

Obama has discovered a new way to make America safe: take away our guns and let in the Syrians. I will feel so much safer without a gun. Can’t wait to be surrounded by Muslims. They are so warm and fuzzy.

I know that we will thrash the terrorists with another global warming conference. That will teach them to mess with us!

Still, I can’t help but think that, if everyone had guns, people would be more polite and if everyone had guns, terrorists wouldn’t live long.



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